Creative writing in a bath robe!

A terry cloth robe

me in my comfy cotton robe

I decided to test my creative writing skills while sitting at my desk wearing nothing other than my robe. You see, my site is about terry cloth robes and although I am not fixated on them, I do love them. I decided to take a list of terms that I use for my site’s promotion.

I can tell you the site is not about sleepwear! It is about the ultimate replacement to a bath towel. It is, wait for it, let the anticipation build…the bath robe.

It is the quintessential hotel souvenir. Many good quality hotels have found that adorning your guests with high grade after shower attire is a good call.

Robes for women come in many shapes and sizes and materials. You have the terry cloth variety, the silk, the waffle print, etc. But bathrobes for women tend to be overly skimpy. So, I opt not for the over priced, pint sized non absorbent silk robe and opt for a high grade, $80-$100 good fluffy cotton robe. The white ones

If it’s Halloween and I’m dressing up as a member of the Knights templar, I may opt for the hooded robe, otherwise I avoid them along with the silk and satin robes. I don’t understand why people would even wear those. You would have to be fully dry before you can wear them…and besides, they tend to be tiny and unflattering with your body feeling more naked than cocooned.

The French terry is pompous and has a funny accent.

The Kimono is too formal. And I’m no Geisha.

The spa robe is where its at. Those are the ones that make you feel like a million dollars. Those are the ones that you need to acquire. Those are the ones you should gift to friends and make them love you for thinking of them. They can be costly but they sure are worth it.

Don’t just settle for a toweling robe. That is like a wham bam thank you ma’am approach. Dry me off and throw me out.

Fleece robes? Ewe! Who combined those two concepts?

Long story short, this was a great exercise. I have spent a short time at my computer writing for my site in my purple terry cloth robe…yes, I have a purple one and a white one too.

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